Are You Serious Jessica Biel?
By ANTOINETTE BUENO
October 28, 2011
There are those starlets, the Hailee Steinfelds and Blake Livelys of the world if you will, who actually can pull off outrageous-looking high-fashion gowns.
...and then there's Jessica Biel.
Jessica showed up at the Fashion Group International's 28th Annual Night of Stars party last night in this ridiculously pouf-sleeved Giambattista Valli dress.
Is that tissue paper wrap on her shoulders, or are those toilet seat covers?
Jessica, Jessica -- When are you going to accept that you're just way too vanilla for a dress like this?
We ALL know who brought Boring Back to JT.