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On the Shore, a fist pump is not something you just waste on a grenade or whatnot, and no one knows this better than Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. 

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This year we decided to throw a unique twist on the red carpet fashion of the American Music Awards, so we brought in "The Situation" to lend his discriminating fists to The Insider.

The Sitch rates as follows: One fist pump means Mike is just being nice, two for a hottie, and three if you're looking especially dope.

Check it out, and see if your fists agree!

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