Live-Blogging The Globes Red Carpet
Here we go once again!
I'll be with you for the next few (hundred) hours bringing you all the style and snark from the Golden Globes red carpet! Follow along, won't cha?
3:03 p.m. - Ricky Gervais, rocking a burgundy suit, says "I'm not gunning to ruin anyone's night. I never mean to offend, I just happen to. It's something about me."
3:07 p.m. - Giuliana Rancic predicts Angelina Jolie will be best dressed. Kelly Osbourne picks Charlize Theron. I'm pleased to see they both recognize they're not even in the running...
3: 11 p.m. - Clooney & Keibler are with Seacrest when Guiliana pipes in to say "If I can't have George, I'm glad you do." #ProfessionalismAtItsBest
3:17 p.m. - The Dog from #TheArtist has a chryon reading "The Dog" #GodBlessE!
3:19 - Zooey Deschanel is wearing a dress, but her nails are wearing tuxedos! So adorkable. And yes, I hate myself for perpetuating that adjective.
3:22 p.m. - Bridesmaids team talking about the non-sequel is the new "When are we getting an 'Arrested Development' movie?" Ryan now asking Melissa McCarthy about it. To no avail.
3: 30 p.m. - Jessica Chastain goes down a few notches in my estimation by listing all her favorite moments from Giuliana & Bill.
3:35 p.m. - SMG's daughter Charlotte saw her oceanic Monique Lhullier gown and said, "Mama wear this." So, clearly, she doesn't havea future in styling.
3:43 p.m. - Last year, Octavia Spencer was collecting the ballots at her friend's Golden Globes party. Now she's ON THE BALLOT! What a difference a year makes!
3: 46 p.m. - Sofia Vergara has arrived. Her pronunciation of "Vera Wang" needs to be my ringtone.
3: 50 p.m. - Ryan Seacrest is asking Rooney Mara about the Dragon Tattoo casting process. Thanks for covering new ground, dude.
3:57 p.m. - Jonah Hill's weight has settled at a number that I'm much more comfortable with.
3:58 p.m. - Viola Davis clearly needs no help on the red carpet -- her burgundy gown is already the night's best.
4:00 p.m. - Zooey's hair always looks amazing. Except tonight. When, of course, she's going to accept an award in front of millions.
4:02 p.m. - Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt have arrived, relegating every subsequent E! interview to the small box in the corner.
4:04 p.m. - Damn, Laura Dern looks amazing on the red carpet! (Tweets that apply to 1992 or 2012, but nowhere in between).
4:09 p.m. - Charlize Theron & Michelle Williams are wearing headbands. As Mean Girls taught me, everyone will be running out to buy headbands tomorrow.
4:12 p.m. - If Wonder Woman ever went to the Golden Globes, she'd wear Salma Hayek's dress.
4:18 p.m. - Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie with Seacrest. Clearly he's been told there can be no personal questions since she's talking about her movie's reception in Bosnia.
4:25 p.m. - Reese Witherspoon has major sex hair. I love it.
4:26 p.m. - Madonna. That's all.
4:31 p.m. - Lea Michele and Amber Riley arrive at the same time, but Amber's dress is lightyears ahead of Lea's.
4:38 p.m. - #Glee stars: Dianna Agron > Naya Rivera > Amber Riley > Lea Michele
4:41 p.m. - Madonna vaguely talks Super Bowl plans: "I can't tell you what I'm going to do. 12 minutes and 40 seconds to put on the greatest show on Earth."
4:45 p.m. - Maya Rudolph just got booted from E! in favor of Leonardo DiCaprio. I get it, but .... still.
4:53 p.m. - The carpet is wrapping up! Time for the BIG SHOW!!!!!!!