Say What?! Kim K Doesn't Poop
July 11, 2011
In a recent Q & A with Cosmopolitan Magazine, reality star and international sex kitten Kim Kardashian was asked to tell readers something they didn’t know about her. Did she say that she really is a shy girl at heart, or that wakes up with night terrors or that she secretly peed the bed until she was 17? Nope!
Instead, when asked to complete the Cosmo survey of "You’d be surprised that I’ve never …." Kim responded with: "gone #2 or passed gas."
Huh!? Look Kim, I get that you are a “lady” and I’ll begrudgingly give you that you have a bootie that wont quit, the face of a Greek goddess and hair that looks as if it was spun from silk – but come on, that’s just not human! And more than that, if that was even possible (which it’s not … unless you were born without the lower half of your body which we all know is false) -- you’d be dead! NO ONE is buying the no pooping or farting thing, so get real Kimbo.
As a wedding gift for your upcoming nuptials to Kris Humprhies, I’ll give you a quick read that is sure to change your life: 'Everybody Poops.'