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Kat Von D: Jesse Cheated on Me with 19 Women
By MEG SWERTLOW
November 14, 2011
Oh hey you guys, this news is sure to rock you to your core and shake everything you believe about what is true and real: Jesse James is a cheater. Can everyone who is surprised to hear that please stand up? Oh good, you are all still seated.
After having met the 19th woman (yep, I said … 19th! homeboy likes to
play hard) that Jesse cheated on her with over the last year,
Kat Von D released a Facebook rant on Sunday chronicling at least 19 women/floozies that he had countless infidelities with.
Kat wrote, "Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year."
Come on, keep it in your pants duder! Cheating on your fiancée with 19 women?! How does anyone have the energy for that much deception? I can hardly make it through a full episode of Law & Order: SVU without passing out! I can barely muster the will to walk to the Rite Aid on the corner to get Easy Mac (let's be honest … I usually drive). Who has the will to have that many clandestine affairs or take the initiative to lie to someone they love that many times?
Jesse "I married porn star Janine Lindemulder" James – that’s who.
And while the current cheating tally reaches a whopping 19 lassies, I have a feeling that not all of Jesse’s wild girls have come forth yet. I’m sure Jesse has some pierced lady friends in tattoo parlors far and wide, passed out from drinking one too many outlawed 4Lokos – who have yet to enlighten Kat with their sexual escapades with the former "Dead Man." Kat’s future seems so bright – she better wear shades.
The former LA Ink star went on to write about her decision to go public with all this info, saying: "I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love. There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people's ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible - even in the people who seem hopeless."
Here are some more choice quotes from her lengthy note:
-"I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him - because I see proof of change everyday - in others, and in myself."
-"Sure, its easy to tell someone, 'I told you so' especially if you're criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love."
-"I know I deserve a big fat 'I told you so,' from everyone, and wish I didn't have to say, ‘You all were more right than you'll ever know’ but you were."
Among other things, Kat also went to once again state she is not the reason for the break up of Jesse James and Sandra Bullock:
"Yes, I am pretty tired of getting mistaken for the girl who everyone believes to have broken up Jesse and Sandra's marriage, just because I have black hair and tattoos like that other gal. That does get a quite annoying at times, and it would be nice to not be associated with her, but that's trivial in the grand scheme of things. I think it just made me sad today to imagine him still in that dark place - where seeking validation through the attention of women takes precedence over being a good father, a sincere friend, a better coworker, and a happy individual. I tried my best to go through all of this without venting, or complaining, or fueling more tabloid mumbo jumbo - but this isn't about any of that. This is about me making peace with myself, and forgiving myself for making some bad mistakes … Time is something you can never get back, and what we do with this very present moment is the most real thing we have. So if that's the lesson Jesse forced me to face and learn by all of this, than all I can say is Thank You."
I didn’t even think I could dislike Jesse James even more than I did. Turns out I was wrong (which is not something I like to admit)! What is wrong with you Jesse James?! Get some help and stop messing with people’s lives!
All those in favor of dropping off Jesse James, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson and Kim Kardashian on a deserted island – please stand up? Oh good, you are all standing.