Say What?! Paris Hilton Feeds Stray Fancy Feast:

November 15, 2011

Socialite-to-the-extreme/never-has-to-worry-about-money Paris Hilton is working overseas in Bali. And while there, Paris saw something that made her real, real sadface.

In one of her many recent Bali-based tweets, the bottle-blonde celebutante wrote, "Saw a starving stray dog on the beach of the restaurant. Made me so sad. So we ordered him a filet mignon, he loved it!" And then took several photos of herself with the canine.

I am all for animal rescue and aiding starving dogs but … filet mignon? Don't you love how people born into wealth try to remedy problems?! So ingenious! Next Paris will be swaddling Balinese orphans in Herve Leger bandage dresses. While her sentiment is lovely, Paris' remarks just go to show how the Hilton princess remains in her glittering bubble, ignorant to the harsh realities of developing nations.

Paris also tweeted, "This poor stray dog is breaking my heart. :( He is so sweet. I wish I could take him home with me."

Apparently Paris' doggie plight overtook her overworked brain so much that it kept her awake. Sadface. She later tweeted, "The cruel treatment of these stray dogs has upset me so much that I can't sleep. I'm researching the internet to see what I can do to help."

What can she do to help?! I've got an idea! Maybe Paris will use her powers of wealth for good (instead of to buy a plethora of expensive glittering outfits) and will get so inspired she will open up her own Balinese dog rescue, dye them party pink and baby blue, feed them caviar, dress them in onesies and glittery bonnets and have them carry around doggie martinis in their furry paws. That way at least the dogs would be saved – plus they'd look super hot.

Do you think Paris Hilton's feeding a stray dog filet mignon is ridiculous or ridiculously great?

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