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GQ spent a large chunk of their month spotlighting the most influential men and women in the world. But now that they've sufficiently celebrated Justin Timberlake, Michael Fassbender, Jay-Z, Jimmy Fallon and everyone else in this red carpet video, they've turned their attention the people who can't get a movie greenlit, are unable to get an album off the ground or simply contribute nothing to modern society.

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In other words, the least influential people alive.

And while many a politician make the grade, some Hollywood "heavy-hitters" are also put on blast by the lad mag. January Jones, for example, is singled out for "passing every waking hour looking like someone stole her last box of Parliaments."

But my favorite insult is directed at big screen icon Harrison Ford: "Here's a man who has spent years going to great lengths to let you know just what an inconvenience it is for Harrison Ford to be in the movie you're watching. Cowboys & Aliens would have been a bad movie regardless, but Ford made matters worse by sleepwalking through his scenes and treating the publicity for the movie like someone was asking him to build a Malaysian prison."

Check out the full list here and nominate your Least Influential People Alive in the comments!