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Let's quickly address the elephant in the room: Jessica Simpson is super pregnant. The kind of pregnant that makes Kate Hudson's 2004 baby bump look miniscule by comparison. And Jess agrees: "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hooha! It's pretty intense at the moment," she joked on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. 

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That was just one of the gestation gems she dropped on the talk show while promoting her new show, NBC's Fashion Star, and the ever-growing little star inside her womb.

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After Jimmy double checked that she was not, in fact, having twins, Jessica laughed, "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so when my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! Let's hope it doesn't happen tonight." Let it be known that she did not go into labor, irrevocably ruining Jimmy's carpet, but she has ruined fire hydrants for me, forever. 

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Talk then turned to Jessica's baby shower, which was "unbelievable" according to the star. It was a Charlotte's Web party (a name that's not being used for the baby) that embraced a fair theme -- that means there were Fried Oreos. And while I would love to tell you more, Jessica jumped in between subjects faster than you might expect a pregnant woman could leap. "That's pregnancy brain for ya," she giggled.

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Not gonna lie, more than 12 years after Newlyweds wrapped up, I still find myself hypnotically obsessed with this woman and her ability to drop brainless bon mots like no other.

Just watch the rest of her interview for a few other choice gems -- and to find out what the worst present at her baby shower was!