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Say What …?! Anna Faris Wants To Show Some Boob
In a recent interview with BlackBook, Anna Faris got into the nitty gritty of comedy. And by nitty gritty I mean she talked about every man’s favorite topic -- boobs.
Faris talks about female nudity in comedy, noting that it fails if not done right. "It’s really hard to incorporate sexuality with comedy. … If you show a woman’s mammary glands, if it’s done poorly, it instantly takes away from the comedic element of the scene. It’s too jarring. But [my husband] Chris [Pratt] and I were pitching around a character, a Hollywood-mess character on the red carpet at the opening of a movie. She’s talking to these journalists and she’s wasted. One boob is completely out, and she’s talking on and on, like, [Faris slurs] 'I’m so excited to be here.’ If you held it long enough and kept it going, just the one boob, it would be so funny."
Hmmm I wonder what real-life, boobs-ablazin’ (or rather boob-ablazin') red-carpet train wreck Anna could possibly be referencing? Hmmm … Could Anna possibly be basing a character on super human Tara Reid? Hmmm … Could Anna possibly be referencing Tara Reid’s infamous 2004 wardrobe malfunction, when the seemingly wasted Reid inadvertently walked the red carpet at Diddy’s 35th birthday bash with her entire exposed breast FOR WHAT FELT LIKE FOREVER? (See pic above from the aforementioned night.)
And thereby made photographic history, elevating her to a legendary status in the halls of Hollywood hot messes? Could Anna possibly be mocking all that was Tara Reid’s epic trampy glory?! Hmmm …?
Nah, probably not. The fact that Tara did the exact same thing that Anna is mocking is probably just a wild coincidence. Totally. So while Farris has remained mum on who her character is based on, it’s probably easy to guess who she is probably gunning for (Uhh …Tara Reid). And with good reason! Hey Tara, you may have finally pulled up your top and cleaned up your act – but we know your past. And we have the photos to prove it! Even the oh-so-sweet Anna Faris can’t help but think you are still a joke! Sorry Tara, you ain’t ever shaking off the tramp stamp of approval. And, because sometimes I don’t mind kicking a former partygal when she is down -- let’s hope Anna’s pitch does get picked up! Who wouldn’t want to see the adorably funny Faris in this ridiculous role!?
Love & Exposed Areolas,