Say What?! KeSha Pees in the Street, Tweets Pic
Oh Ke$ha and your devil-may-care ways! What will you do next?! Unfortunately the internet has the answer: something gross. Is she walking the red carpet one more time with a mannequin head? Is she once again feeling like P. Diddy? Is she still brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack? Nope, she is doing something even better! The glitter-loving, trash-wearing songstress was up to some wild antics yesterday when she pissed in the street and took a photo of it.
Apparently Ke$ha got stuck in traffic and in rare form decided to hop out of the car, pee on the street, take a photo with her pants down and then tweet it out to the world with the following caption, “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Classy!
Uhhh … is that even English!?
Tweeting pics of yourself while peeing in the middle of the day doesn’t just cross the TMI line, it erases it. What's next taking a dump on stage? Can't wait. But let’s be serious Ke$ha, the peepee pic is one thing but your spelling and grammar -- now that’s really something to be embarrassed about.
For your sake and the sake of the education system in America, I hope Ke$ha was drunk out of her mind when she tweeted that out because there is really no other excuse for that kind of assault on the English language.
Ke$ha, I don’t care if the real cops find you for your urinary emission, because I’m sending the grammar police after you. Besides being armed with a Strunk & White, they carry mace, billy clubs and have blood, trash and glitter dogs. So Miss Money Sign, you can try to hide in whatever dumpster you crawled out of, but you are probably sh*t outta luck.