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What The ...?! Kim Kardashian is RoboKim!
October 09, 2012
Kim Kardashian is not known for her understated style but her newest accessory takes the cake! On Monday, Kim was snapped rocking a pair of $750 Rick Owens sunglasses in Miami. Kim posted pics on Instagram of herself, Kanye West and friends in the specs, with the caption: "So Shady."Ahh no Kim, more like -- so nerdy!
How does anyone in their right mind think these glasses look cool?! The overwhelmingly huge sunglasses are one part Geordi La Forge, 12 parts RoboCop. Which equals 13 parts not cool. Right now, you may know Kim from her reality shows, but soon the world will see her as RoboKim, the terminally wounded cop who returns to the force as a powerful cyborg who hopes to help the dystopian streets with her no-nonsense ways and keen fashion sense. Soon RoboKim will be circling the land, fighting crime and stopping the world’s evil doers with a simple, "Your move, creep!"
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Money can't buy taste but it can buy you hella big sunglasses. Hey Joel Kinnaman, you better watch out -- looks like Kimbo is trying to steal your cyborg cop role in the new reup of Robocop. Since The Killing got cancelled and you have some extra free time, you might want to go to your local CVS and pick up a pair of old lady sunglasses or go get a Geordi La Forge visor at the local Halloween store to combat fire with fire. You don't have to but it might be wise -- Kim does have a lot of Twitter followers.
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Until then we can all breathe easier knowing that RoboKim is out there -- keeping peace on the mean streets.
Oh and for those whose appetite for RoboCop has been whetted, you can buy the original 1987 film here.











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