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Now isn't this cute?! The Hoff's in love!

Over the weekend, David Hasselhoff took a break from making Germans go wild and was spotted out with his new lady love, bottle blond, 31-year-old Hayley Roberts, at the Coachella festival in CA. Tres chic!

According to RadarOnline, the two lovebirds met when Hasselhoff was judging the latest round of "Britain's Got Talent" auditions. The judge honed in on the cosmetics saleswoman and part-time model in the audience, and pursued the relationship.

"I'm big on romance," says the 58-year-old, former slow-mo beach jogger. "I wooed her ... I was a gentleman." Yeah, I bet you did, you old dog you. I can only hope that the Hoffster sealed the deal with Hayley with an intimate round of cheeseburgers at Carl's Jr.

Hasselhoff also went on to gush about how great it's been spending time in his new pretty young thing's native land.

"I went to see her in Wales. It's been really nice, because I got the chance to see a bit of the countryside, a bit of Wales, and it's been a terrific time." Why does he say that their Welsh extravaganza has been so terrif?! Apparently because he can't understand her. Uh huh! The Hoffmeister said of their trip: "Wales is nice ...We have long conversations, because she's from Wales and I can't understand her."

Hmm ... the logic here seems flawed. They have long "conversations" in which Hasselhoff can't understand her? Even though they are both speaking English? If one person is talking and the other has no idea what is being said, does that even count as a conversation? And why DID Germans gravitate so fervently to the Hoff's musical stylings!? So many questions! So few answers!

Either way, good job to the new "Britain's Got Talent" judge for taking that whole men-don't-listen stereotype and proving it to be -- totally true! Kudos to him! Sounds like these two crazy kids have something special that's based on mutual admiration, interests and respect. I'm sure their relationship has nothing to do with the fact that she is hot and you are famous. Let's just hope this goes somewhere -- like a burger joint.