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Former "SNL" alum Victoria Jackson who has been busy bashing "Glee" for Kurt and Blaine's romance, calling it "sickening" and gay marriage "ridiculous," now claims that she's totes not a homophobe. And she wants to prove it! How? By meeting with members of GLAAD, or volunteering at an AIDS hospice or going to a Celine Dion concert with the glitter prince Boy George?? Uh uh! Nope! She thinks it's a great idea to wow the world with her tolerance of dude-on-dude/girl-on-girl love by going on "Wife Swap" … with a gay couple! (Oh yeah ... that's a great idea, just like Crystal Pepsi).
In her latest column for the conservative WorldNetDaily.com, the former funny woman writes, "My agent thinks they'd swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I'm not the homophobic hate-monger the media are making me out to be. The other perk is that I could afford that Tacoma pick-up truck I want and pay off my credit card."
With all these off-the-wall comments, it kinda seems like Victoria has taken a detour to Crazy Town. Although who doesn't like to blend a lil' gay tolerance with trucks!? AMIRITE?! At this rate a hoe down with Carrie Prejean and Perez Hilton should be next on her to-do list.
Jackson goes on to say that she thinks "Glee" is a well-written show (and trust me guys, one of SNL's most forgettable alums knows her stuff), but thinks "it's a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it." Yeah Vicky, instead maybe the "Glee" writers should douse the show with some narrow-minded judgments? Personally, I'd prefer if it were with a tub of glitter.
Understandably, "Wife Swap" tries to shed light on different ways to raise children, but let's hope the producers of the reality show don't take Victoria up on her ludicrous idea. Hopefully, the gay-bashing zealot (though she denies it) won't be able to get her hands on young, impressionable minds -- and try to turn them onto her Bible-thumping ways.
SAVE THE CHILDREN!