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Super scholar James Franco loves to read! Just apparently not books of the movies he acts in. The hunky Oscar host told People that he didn't have time to read Elizabeth Gilbert's Eat Pray Love before acting in the film.

­"I was really busy at the time. I read the part I was in."

Eh, it's okay James, you didn't miss much. I know you've been busy at Columbia, NYU and Yale grad school, so I'll let tell you what happened: The main chick eats a lot, prays a lot and then loves a lot. Oh and spoiler alert: there's a lot of crying. The End.