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Hey Ke$ha, how do you wanna celebrate the success of your current chart-topping single "Blow" and the Britney Spears' single, "Till the World Ends," that you also penned?
What about by having an ice cream cake with ol' Brit-Brit? Or maybe you two could rock the night away with some Miller High Life ('cause it's the Champagne of Beers) as Edward Fortyhands? Or what if you classy dames took a triumphant lap around the parking lot of the local Burger King?
Unfortunately, none of those ideas seemed to tickle the ripped-tights wearing rascal's fancy. Instead, Ke$ha reported to People that her fantasy celebration with Spears is -- "skinny dipping."
Ke$ha goes on to suggest that if possible the sexy dip would be followed by a theme party that the twosome would throw together. "It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party," she says. "Either her place or my place, it doesn't matter."
I think we would all like it to be at her place. Why? One word for you -- lasers.
When Ke$ha went on to dish to the mag about her new digs in Nashville she explained, "I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be underwater listening to music." The devil-may-care claims due to her busy schedule, she has only had time to furnish her new place with a mattress, a Budweiser lamp and a grand piano. "It's really magical," she says.
Sorry Hermione Granger, guess you are no longer tops in the wizarding world since it looks like every little thing that Ke$ha does is magic. Budweiser lamp? Lasers? An always disheveled Ke$ha waking up there every morning feeling like P.Diddy? Oooh Heaven IS a place on earth!
Now it's only a theoretical, but I sure hope Brit stops by Ke$ha's pop palace of fun for a themed night of skinny dippin'. If so, I'll bring the forties and the family size Oh Boy! Oberto; you guys bring the cut-off-shorts-wearing goodness. Party time! Excellent!