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Check this peeps! Death-defying reality star turned Sandra Bullock's beloved husband turned 2010's most notorious philanderer Jesse James tells People that he has penned his own memoir. That's right, the infamous cheater-cheater-pumpkin-eater is -- an author!
Grrrrrrrreat, says Tony the Tiger! 'Cause that's just what the world needs -- another celeb pseudo scribe.
I think we all remember when, just days after the effervescent and emotional Sandra accepted her Oscar (with an oh-so-touching shout out to her main man) for her role in 'The Blindside,' an international media firestorm erupted when Jesse's alleged affairs with several tattooed ladies went public. And after that infidelity bomb exploded, just like his namesake Jesse James was public enemy No. 1. Even Jesse referred to himself as "the most hated man in the world" during his May 2010 interview with "Nightline."
In his new memoir American Outlaw, hitting stores May 3, the former "Dead Man" tells readers of his wild journey. "I've lived a pretty crazy life," Jesse, 41, tells People. "My life has been defined by many things and not just the events of the last year."
Well Jesse, to the public the events of the past year have sort of defined your life, as you went from that dude with the motorcycle show to -- Jesse James: the man that cheated on Oscar winner Sandra Bullock.
In the recent interview, Jesse also told the mag that he wanted to get his real story out. "People claim to know everything about me, when they actually know nothing," he says. "But once you read this, you will know everything -- the whole story, right here."
It's hard to feel sympathy for someone who doesn't seem to understand that a vast majority feel his actions were in the wrong. Kind of like when he shockingly told People mag in January that, "2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend [ and new fiancee Kat Von D]. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs."
HUH!? WHAT!? It seems as if Jesse just doesn't get it -- you cheated on America's sweetheart! So I will clarify: Hey, Jesse James -- you cheated on the beloved and charming Sandra Bullock with a woman who was reportedly photographed in Nazi regalia. People don't like cheaters and they don't like neo-Nazis. Or at least I don't.
Someone please tell this man to just zip it!