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SAY WHAT!? Oh no 50 Cent didn't!
Coming to the open mic tonight is 50 Cent, the rapper extraordinaire, who is going to wow the Twitter nation with his comedy stylings on -- drum roll please … the devastation in Japan!
"Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing [sic]," tweeted the oh-so-sensitive rapper on Friday. Sorry Dane Cook, there's a new half-witted comedy king pin in town!
The rapper went on to keep readers rolling on the floor with this gem: "Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoess from LA, Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol [sic]." Wow, you are so right, Mr. Cent -- a possible 10,000 death toll is totes laugh-out-loud funny!
Digging himself further into a hole, he continued: "Its all good Till b**ches see there christian louboutins floating down da street shit gone get crazy [sic]." Never mind, the earthquake, tsunami and potential nuclear meltdown, everything is clearly ALL good. We bet that the Japanese are probably most worried about their designer shoes getting ruined. Nice one, Fiddy! You really got your finger on the pulse of a nation.
We just hope that the socially conscious star's next grammatically incorrect, spelling-error filled Twitter rant is on another fun and festive topic -- like Haiti or the Holocaust.