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I hate people who talk during the movie, so commentary tracks are rarely used DVD extras in my house.

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But I am absolutely going to make an exception for Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall commentary because it's the most absurdly brilliant thing he's done since pretending to be a pregnant man.

Listen to a sampling above as Arnold offers insightful comments like, "Again I got away."