Syfy
'Jersey Shore Shark Attack!'
April 17, 2012
Syfy will bring one of our collective fantasies to life this summer when they air the TV movie, Jersey Shore Shark Attack. A television event that truly needs no further explanation since the title alone sold you. Right?
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If, for some reason, you've found yourself wanting to vet the movie further, the first trailer for the B-movie has just been released -- and it's pretty much the greatest piece of garbage, ever. It's got explosions that look faker than JWoww's boobs, dialogue that makes "DTF" sound positively professorial and a cast (Paul Sorvino, Joey Fatone and Vinny Guadigno) that makes Celebrity Rehab seem star-studded.
Plus, the trailer boasts what might possibly be the year's best piece of dialogue: "Joey Fatone has just been eaten by a shark!" WATCH:
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