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I can't imagine that there are a whole lot of roles that Jason Biggs and Matthew McConaughey would both be auditioning for; however, if there was one, it would have to be Magic Mike.

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In a fake audition tape released today, Jason Biggs shows us how Magic Mike almost became the biggest comedy of the year.

In the video, the American Pie star tries out for the role of Dallas, which ultimately went to Matthew McConaughey. With enough crotch grabs to put Michael Jackson to shame, Jason seems determined to put a smile on your face one way or another.

So now, without further ado, feast your eyes on the creepy gyrations and awkward air humping of Jason Biggs.