So You Think You Can Rap?
I've been a fan of Dylan McDermott's since he climbed through Shelby's bathroom window in Steel Magnolias. And while his turn on American Horror Story was certainly scary, it was nothing compared to the terror of watching him rap on the latest installment of Cool Kids' Table.
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It all starts out innocently enough, but then, doesn't it always? A conversation about Snoop Dogg changing his name to Snoop Lion quickly leads to a conversation about Dylan's theoretical rap name ... which in turns opens the door for him to spit some ill rhymes. As in, I feel ill watching dad rap.
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The whole thing is made infinitely more awkward when Dylan's hype game gets mildly aggressive with the two girls (one of whom can't contain her laughter) while rapping about crabs. Not so much having them as it is about their lifestyle choices.
Watch and be amazed at how you'll long for the days when the worst thing Dylan did on camera was use his tears as lubricant.

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