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Ron Swanson's glorious mustache can be yours, if the price is right.

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This Thursday, Swanson/Offerman's carefully-shaved 'stache will hit the auction block in Beverly Hills in what is called The Nick Offerman Mustachium, with all benefits going to the pediatric cancer charity Because of Ezra.

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"My mustache and I are tickled pink to have the opportunity to help raise some funds for this great charity," the Parks & Rec star wrote to the cause's website. "My mature bush is also available by private auction, but only serious bidders (Zuckerberg or Romney) need apply."

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Interested? (And why wouldn't you be?) Send an email to offermanmustache@gmail.com with your bid.