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Nick Offerman loves his bacon just as much as his character Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation.

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The mustachioed "actor + meat eater" stars in a CollegeHumor slam poetry video that is solely dedicated to the salty meat. "Who's been cookin' in my kitchen," Offerman, 42, ponders. "I listen. My nostrils widen. I'm stricken. It's bacon."

The hilarious poem continues, "The world is split into two halves, the bacon and the bacon eaters."

The video was made as part of Malarious, CollegeHumor’s collection of 24 star-studded comedy videos to benefit Malaria No More.

It won't be long before we'll see Offerman's shenanigans back on Parks & Rec. The show returns to NBC on Sept. 20.