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"Jason's penis has cobwebs on it ... welcome to year two of marriage!"

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That's how Bethenny Frankel greets viewers in Monday's premiere of Bethenny Ever After, her addictive RHONY spin-off that better freakin' find a way to bring Gina back! Sorry, that was off topic.

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But my emotional investment simply underscores what a success this show has been since it created a cadre of characters (foul-mouthed baby nurse Gina, endlessly loyal assistant Julie, D.I.L.F. Jason, funky foodie Nick and Buster Bluth-look-a-like Shawn) that I can not wait to be reunited with!

Thankfully the premiere is just one weekend away -- and Bravo has released a trio of clips to further work up your appetite for all things skinny girl! Watch!

Bethenny Ever After premieres February 20 at 9 p.m. on Bravo.