Sneak Peek: Lindsay Lohan's SNL Promos
Wanna see something scary? Well look no further! NBC has released Lindsay Lohan's new Saturday Night Live promos for her upcoming March 3rd appearance -- and lemme tell ya, that OldFace Lohan's countenance is looking freakier than ever! Don't believe me? Take a gander for yourself!
In her promos with Kenan Thompson, the actress takes light-hearted jabs at her sordid past, the media's obsession with her and her absence from the show.
In one promo, the soon-to-be four-time host quipped she hasn't left the SNL studios since the last time she hosted in 2006, joking that she has been living in the air ducts. But even if that were true (yes, I am aware it's a joke) that still wouldn't even justify why her face isn't moving! What happened to your face, Lilo!? It's really puffy and, I repeat, NOT MOVING! Not even a six-year air-duct stint should cause that kind of damage. I mean, what is going on with those cheeks?! Are you smuggling bags of drugs in them cheeks?! Jewels? Acorns?
Kids: (and I am sure a LOT of kids are reading this) this is what
happens to your face when you do drugs! Drugs are bad! Kids: this is what happens
when you drink too much! Drinking is bad! (Okay if you have ever hung out with me after 7 p.m. you know I am being a hypocrite, so lets just say drinking too much and operating vehicles is bad!) Kids: this is what happens when
you do weird, (what looks like) cosmetic procedures to your face to combat all the drugs and drinking! All of the above is bad! Oh and if Lindsay actually paid for her face to look like that -- whatever doc did that deserves more jail time than that wild child.
I will say that on Feb. 22nd, Court Judge Stephanie Sautner did tell the 25 year old "actress" to keep up the good work. Hopefully, all of Lindsay's trying times are in the past. But, it's too bad that the girl whose beauty mesmerized us all in Mean Girls -- can't turn back the clock and undo the damage that's already clearly been done.
Lohan has also been on the Peacock network recently when she did a sit-down interview with Today host Matt Lauer in which she discussed her public battle with drugs, alcohol and Johnny Law. Tune in to NBC on Saturday, March 3, 2012, to see how Lindsay (and her face) -- fare hosting SNL, with musical guest Jack White.
Love, meth and puppy dogs,
P.S. Honestly, I really do hope Lindsay keeps up the good work and gets her life straightened out. Sobriety is a hard road, but let's all hope she sticks to it and stays alive. She's a talented girl who got lost in a world of addiction. Hopefully, this fallen star can turn her life (and that wonky face) around.